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Da @extantsrevenge Nils auch den Wochenstart nicht nutzt, um uns mit prickelnden Beautyshots zu verzaubern, muss ich eben anderweitig auf Festivitäten hinweisen.

Denn wir können heute feiern...

 

Global Recycling Day am 18. März – der internationale Welt-Recycling-Tag 2024

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Tag der Fruchtbarkeitsgöttin – Goddess of Fertility Day in den Vereinigten Staaten

(oder war das hier die Furchtbarkeitsgöttin... 😂)

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Tag des Sloppy Joe – der US-amerikanische National Sloppy Joe Day

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Und das Tages-Highlight:

Tag der peinlichen Momente – National Awkward Moments Day in den USA

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vor 20 Minuten schrieb raylight:

Da @extantsrevenge Nils auch den Wochenstart nicht nutzt, um uns mit prickelnden Beautyshots zu verzaubern, muss ich eben anderweitig auf Festivitäten hinweisen.

Denn wir können heute feiern...

 

Global Recycling Day am 18. März – der internationale Welt-Recycling-Tag 2024

funny-animals-earth-day.gif gifearthdayachance.gif

 

Tag der Fruchtbarkeitsgöttin – Goddess of Fertility Day in den Vereinigten Staaten

(oder war das hier die Furchtbarkeitsgöttin... 😂)

larisa-teplotrasa.gif

 

Tag des Sloppy Joe – der US-amerikanische National Sloppy Joe Day

sloppy-joe-sandwich.gif

 

 

Und das Tages-Highlight:

Tag der peinlichen Momente – National Awkward Moments Day in den USA

fail-queen.gif cat-cat-jump.giffail-lame.gif

picdump-12-04-20-091.jpg.62954851329379e97213730429364d6a.jpgups-fallo.gif

 

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Blu Magic Ray Veteran

Blu Magic Ray

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vor 2 Stunden schrieb raylight:

Da @extantsrevenge Nils auch den Wochenstart nicht nutzt, um uns mit prickelnden Beautyshots zu verzaubern, muss ich eben anderweitig auf Festivitäten hinweisen.

Denn wir können heute feiern...

 

Global Recycling Day am 18. März – der internationale Welt-Recycling-Tag 2024

funny-animals-earth-day.gif gifearthdayachance.gif

 

Tag der Fruchtbarkeitsgöttin – Goddess of Fertility Day in den Vereinigten Staaten

(oder war das hier die Furchtbarkeitsgöttin... 😂)

larisa-teplotrasa.gif

 

Tag des Sloppy Joe – der US-amerikanische National Sloppy Joe Day

sloppy-joe-sandwich.gif

 

 

Und das Tages-Highlight:

Tag der peinlichen Momente – National Awkward Moments Day in den USA

fail-queen.gif cat-cat-jump.giffail-lame.gif

picdump-12-04-20-091.jpg.62954851329379e97213730429364d6a.jpgups-fallo.gif

 

 

... was ist mit dem "Tag des Kellers" .. ??

 

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Gentleman Veteran

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vor 39 Minuten schrieb Blu Magic Ray:

 

... was ist mit dem "Tag des Kellers" .. ??

 

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Schwierig..... "Nacht der Keller" ist einfacher.... 😅

 

https://www.weinstadt.de/de/Kultur-Freizeit/Erlebnis-Weinstadt/Nacht-der-Keller

 

....könntest du ja auch in Dresden organisieren.... ich hab allerdings dann keine Zeit.... Termine und so....

 

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Basil Veteran

Basil

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5 hours ago, Casiusco said:

Good morning, everybody.

 

 

Is it just that I've become a grumpy, manic guy... or are there hardly any new collector's editions being announced?

 

 

 

 

 

 

No it's a new mp disease known as nilsing 🤣🤣🤣

First you see nothing think not alot of it

Then you wonder where nils has gone

A bike ride

Maybe gone out looking for blackberries 

Then you find out the lazy bugger is having a nap

Then you get the start of the shakes, thinking am I alright here

Do I need medical help?

Then still nothing

Then you start get the anger

And finally 

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All because of nilising disease

And nils reaction 🤣🤣🤣

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serious disease xDxDxD 

basil xD 

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4 hours ago, Basil said:

 

No it's a new mp disease known as nilsing 🤣🤣🤣

First you see nothing think not alot of it

Then you wonder where nils has gone

A bike ride

Maybe gone out looking for blackberries 

Then you find out the lazy bugger is having a nap

Then you get the start of the shakes, thinking am I alright here

Do I need medical help?

Then still nothing

Then you start get the anger

And finally 

Angry Inside Out GIF by Disney Pixar

All because of nilising disease

And nils reaction 🤣🤣🤣

nils1.gif.8f02cf3e5fb14d6d96c83497832ca399.gif

 

serious disease xDxDxD 

basil xD 

 

We could write a script for a Sundance award-winning film:

 

Nils was a good-natured, hard-working and willing Community Manager, who everyone started to get on his bad side because he didn't publish Beauty Shots.

 

Nobody realised that he didn't actually publish Beauty Shots because there were almost no editions to publish them in, but that didn't matter to Psychos and fans of the physical format in general. Poor Nils was tortured with complaints every day.

 

Until one day, an English guy made a joke in a forum: Nils doesn't publish the beauty shots but... has all them printed on A3 in his room.

 

That day, a horde of angry fans gathered on the roads, at train stations and airports to go to Nils' house and find out if it's true.

 

But they didn't have time. That day poor Nils put his little nose out of the window, early that morning, and saw his house surrounded by people, 500 or a thousand angry people shouting. They wanted to kill him!

 

Next thing he knew, someone threw a burning coakctail out of a window, and his house started to burn.

 

Poor Nils jumped out of the back window, and started running through a green field full of bushes and trees, running like a squirrel!

 

This is the plot: the film is about Nils' escape, like The Walking Dead, but instead of Zombies, something worse: Psychos thirsty for editions!

 

They finally manage to capture him, and when they are about to kill him by hitting him over the head with a UHD Club wood or DP edition, .... Nils open one eye on his bed and wakes up!!

He is at home, calm, happy, and through the window he can see that no one is there.

 

He smiles, puts on his Psycho bathrobe (it has to be made!!), his red Oz slippers, and goes down to the kitchen. 

 

He warms up a coffee, grabs a muffin, and leaves with the coffee in one hand, biting the muffin in the other.

He arrives at the entrance to the house, and wipes his hand on the muffin against his bathrobe. 

 

He stretches out his thumb and puts it on a fingerprint reader on the wall. Suddenly, the wooden door in front of him opens by itself.

 

Nils mumbles something, opens the door, and walks down the dark wooden stairs with his coffee held by the small plate underneath. 

 

He reaches the bottom, turns on the light, looks over to a rolling armchair in the middle of the room, smiles, and walks quietly over to it.

 

He sits down, takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, and smiles again.

He is at ease.

 

He opens his eyes, brings the cup of coffee to his mouth, and sips some. It's really good.

 

There he leans back, cup resting on his legs, swivels the chair back and forth, and smiles, satisfied. A special look.

 

Proud.

 

He looks this way and that again, and looks back at all the Beauty Shots he has never published, printed on A3 and stuck on the wall.

 

Fade to black.

End.

 

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