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I doubt hoople heads in the saloon would have been quite so quick ‘to clear on out back’ if Will Munny had strode in and started issuing threats while wearing THAT hat. Looks like the sort of head gear someone would wear to sniff wine while seated at an outside table in Provence, rather than while pointing a shotgun at the proprietor of a s**thole. “You'd be William Munny out of Missouri. Killer of women and children and connoisseur of the straw boater”

Yep, pretty sure the $60 special effects budget is finally going to soar here. It will be like watching an entirely new movie, what with Nuclear Man’s mullet gleaming like the Golden Fleece in glorious 4k. ‘You’ll believe a man can fly’…if you squint really, really hard after smearing margarine in your right eye and lube in your left…or simply whack on the first Superman movie instead. Probably still buy it, like 😐

Jeez…2004….and my old ass still automatically thinks of this as ‘that new Dawn Of The Dead remake’. Not that I can actually remember anything of the film itself, other than not hating it anywhere near as much as I expected going in.